Mwuahaha, I am home alone, both room-mates are out of town and as much as I like having a full house, privacy always seems to bring out the best in me - like a complete personality change. Such a pity that no one else is around to see it, you're just going to have to take my word for it.

I like the freedom to wear what I really want to wear. Tonight, for instance, I am wearing my all-time favourite short black skirt - the one I'd never wear in public and "w00t" is all I'd like to say on that score.

I've tidied up the flat a little bit - I'm happy to say that not all the mess was mine. I know this is all absolutely riveting, and you'll be beyond fascinated to read that I've watered the plants, removed my unwanted leg hair (is there *any* kind of leg hair that isn't unwanted?) and thought very hard about writing a story.

I'm having a lovely weekend. I think I might have cereal for dinner.